Yandere supremacy

    by magik984

    9 Comments

    1. People want a yandere, until they realize that once they get one that will be the Only.Person.They.Will.Ever.Have.

      Ever. Even commenting on reddit will be a risk.

    2. “Average Yandere experience”: (woman not wanting to be cheated on)

      Dunno about yall, but I believe you should have your knees capped if you cheat on someone.

    3. There are different levels of yandere.

      There’s the easy to please and completely obsessed with you yandere that might get a little upset if you so much as glance at or speak to another girl. A little over protective. Can still be reasoned with however.

      And then of course …

      The yandere that kills your friends and family because they’re taking too much of your attention from her. “You called your mom and that was just unacceptable” kind of behavior. “Your friend sent a text asking about… Well, he never finished his text because she sensed it was coming and killed him the day before” kind of behavior.

      Trick is to figure out which one you have before it’s too late. EASY! 🙃

    4. ManNamedSalmon on

      Even though I consider myself loyal, I am still grateful that I am immune to cheating.

    5. AutumnAscending on

      There’s a dating sim that I like to play with a yandere option, and if she finds out that you’ve been seeing other girls behind her back, she will literally cut off your head. It’s the only bad ending in the game.

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