I’ll go first:Unlimited Void,at least it’s not lethal and i already have a fuckton of useless knowledge anyways
Spacellama117 on
Steal Saitama’s groceries, he’s the only one on here that wouldn’t immediately move to murder me
BloodyOtaku on
Steal Saitama’s groceries but explain the situation and split it with him 50/50
DecievedRTS on
I mean, 2 are immediate deaths that being Vegeta and infinite void. One is mental torture, and for the untrained may as well be death. I’d go saitama because you will be able to play it off as a mistake and pay your way out of it. The other 3 kill as easy as breathing.
MrS0L0M0N on
My Answer: Steal Saitama groceries. It’s a gag that when he hits a non-monster usually they just get comedically rag dolled and survive. Sure I’ll fly into a wall and probably break some bones, but I’ll live. He knows not to straight up kill regular people with his power.
Punching Bulma in front of Vegeta is instant death. Unlike Goku, Vegeta is more willing to use lethal force.
Itachi’s Tsukuyomi isnt just incredibly painful to the point of near death, it also significantly lowers your perception of time. You’ll feel like entire weeks are passing when it’s only been five minutes.
Lastly, Unless you’re incredibly experienced in Cursed Energy and have the mental will to endure it, Gojos Domain Expansion would leave you near brain dead as your mind is overloaded with infinite information. Even if I recovered to the point of being able to claim the cash, I’d be too brain ruined to function most likely for a while longer.
Yoshiro_GI on
I hope Itachi wouldn’t kill me 1.000.000 times
annoyanon on
Well idk the last panel, i know saitama is the least threatening of the other two, because hes still a down to earth human inside with daily problems like us. if anything, if i offered coupons he’d probably even invite me over for games
the-violinist-308 on
Steal saitama’s groceries. He’s nice guy. He’ll forgive me
paradoxaxe on
Tsukuyomi is scary but at least my body still intact, I don’t think I can’t survive the other 3
NationalStrategy on
Saitama would most likely just knock me out, I’ll take my chances with him
LightningDragon777 on
Explain the situation to Saitama.
He lets me steal his groceries.
Then we share the money.
xkuclone2 on
Steal Saitama’s groceries and explain to him that I will buy his groceries for life if he lets me go.
ChillingFire on
well Saitama doesnt kill humans so its thr easiest
BloodShadow45 on
Saitama dosent kill humans, if you dress like a homeless man and steal his groceries, at worst you get knocked out and at best he sympathises with you and gives you some money to buy your own groceries
Lancten on
Saitama, explain and 50/50 and have a good friend
Radimas99 on
Steal saitamas groceries then give him like 500 dollars and make one of those shorts videos
ANIMEMAXIMUN on
Already answer this before, but i practically pay them 👍
LLBeastGohan on
Steal saitama’s groceries.
Get 100 billion dollars.
Play 1 billion dollars to saitama .
Saitama leaves
_Sir_Not_Mister_ on
Itachi’s tsukoyomi, he doesn’t actually harm you. He just leaves you a memory implanted through the tsukoyomi that he did. You don’t actually experience any real pain, harm or damage.
He never tortured Sasuke, and he only damaged Kakashi at the end of his tsukuyomi to leave a trail and proof for the akatsuki.
Honestly, it’d just be a cool story. Considering I’ve almost died ten times. Three times by almost being impaled.
HuskyBLZKN on
I feel Saitama would give me a chance to explain myself then go “Oh yeah go ahead then.”
StinkeroniStonkrino on
What’s with these kind of 12 year old made Facebook/9gag/ifunny shitty meme? “What would you do for 1 boobillion dollars dollery?? 1. Die. 2. Die. 3. Die. 4. Cause mild inconvenience to someone.” Is this r/teenagers leaking or something.
Nayroy18 on
Saitama
electricalserge on
I question the people who don’t have Saitama as an option. You get 100 billion dollars. You can give him one percent of one percent of one percent of that money and he’ll forgive you instantly. Instant death, mental torture, and brain death / paralysis is not the way to go.
Dedaliadon on
Easy, Saitama doesn’t harm innocent people
NeonChampion2099 on
Punching Bulma. She is smart enough to understand why I would be pressed to do it and is the only one on earth capable of actually stopping Vegeta from retaliation.
__Holo__ on
Give him a few times the price of the groceries and tell him theres no time to explain! Then come back a while later and give him a billion :3
JustAAnimeweebo on
Saitama. Just steal it then give him it back with 20 billion
Zombiegurl666 on
My man saitama let’s go
Bad_Vocab on
Ironically, you’ll have a higher chance to survive from Saitama
the_bird_and_the_bee on
Saitama for sure. He’s not gonna kill me lol. I’d just run up yelling “I’m sorry but I have to do this please don’t hurt me” and then find him later and give him some money lol.
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I’ll go first:Unlimited Void,at least it’s not lethal and i already have a fuckton of useless knowledge anyways
Steal Saitama’s groceries, he’s the only one on here that wouldn’t immediately move to murder me
Steal Saitama’s groceries but explain the situation and split it with him 50/50
I mean, 2 are immediate deaths that being Vegeta and infinite void. One is mental torture, and for the untrained may as well be death. I’d go saitama because you will be able to play it off as a mistake and pay your way out of it. The other 3 kill as easy as breathing.
My Answer: Steal Saitama groceries. It’s a gag that when he hits a non-monster usually they just get comedically rag dolled and survive. Sure I’ll fly into a wall and probably break some bones, but I’ll live. He knows not to straight up kill regular people with his power.
Punching Bulma in front of Vegeta is instant death. Unlike Goku, Vegeta is more willing to use lethal force.
Itachi’s Tsukuyomi isnt just incredibly painful to the point of near death, it also significantly lowers your perception of time. You’ll feel like entire weeks are passing when it’s only been five minutes.
Lastly, Unless you’re incredibly experienced in Cursed Energy and have the mental will to endure it, Gojos Domain Expansion would leave you near brain dead as your mind is overloaded with infinite information. Even if I recovered to the point of being able to claim the cash, I’d be too brain ruined to function most likely for a while longer.
I hope Itachi wouldn’t kill me 1.000.000 times
Well idk the last panel, i know saitama is the least threatening of the other two, because hes still a down to earth human inside with daily problems like us. if anything, if i offered coupons he’d probably even invite me over for games
Steal saitama’s groceries. He’s nice guy. He’ll forgive me
Tsukuyomi is scary but at least my body still intact, I don’t think I can’t survive the other 3
Saitama would most likely just knock me out, I’ll take my chances with him
Explain the situation to Saitama.
He lets me steal his groceries.
Then we share the money.
Steal Saitama’s groceries and explain to him that I will buy his groceries for life if he lets me go.
well Saitama doesnt kill humans so its thr easiest
Saitama dosent kill humans, if you dress like a homeless man and steal his groceries, at worst you get knocked out and at best he sympathises with you and gives you some money to buy your own groceries
Saitama, explain and 50/50 and have a good friend
Steal saitamas groceries then give him like 500 dollars and make one of those shorts videos
Already answer this before, but i practically pay them 👍
Steal saitama’s groceries.
Get 100 billion dollars.
Play 1 billion dollars to saitama .
Saitama leaves
Itachi’s tsukoyomi, he doesn’t actually harm you. He just leaves you a memory implanted through the tsukoyomi that he did. You don’t actually experience any real pain, harm or damage.
He never tortured Sasuke, and he only damaged Kakashi at the end of his tsukuyomi to leave a trail and proof for the akatsuki.
Honestly, it’d just be a cool story. Considering I’ve almost died ten times. Three times by almost being impaled.
I feel Saitama would give me a chance to explain myself then go “Oh yeah go ahead then.”
What’s with these kind of 12 year old made Facebook/9gag/ifunny shitty meme? “What would you do for 1 boobillion dollars dollery?? 1. Die. 2. Die. 3. Die. 4. Cause mild inconvenience to someone.” Is this r/teenagers leaking or something.
Saitama
I question the people who don’t have Saitama as an option. You get 100 billion dollars. You can give him one percent of one percent of one percent of that money and he’ll forgive you instantly. Instant death, mental torture, and brain death / paralysis is not the way to go.
Easy, Saitama doesn’t harm innocent people
Punching Bulma. She is smart enough to understand why I would be pressed to do it and is the only one on earth capable of actually stopping Vegeta from retaliation.
Give him a few times the price of the groceries and tell him theres no time to explain! Then come back a while later and give him a billion :3
Saitama. Just steal it then give him it back with 20 billion
My man saitama let’s go
Ironically, you’ll have a higher chance to survive from Saitama
Saitama for sure. He’s not gonna kill me lol. I’d just run up yelling “I’m sorry but I have to do this please don’t hurt me” and then find him later and give him some money lol.