Given how intense Goku trains and how utterly shagged by body is, a “lifetime” would be 1 session for me. I’m picking the Snu Snu
thanra on
Bold of you to think Tsunade can’t give me workout too.
Naranncia11 on
Blue pill
Whirlwind3 on
Red. Next question.
Ezer301 on
Thats a instant red pill man
CriX_Doomsday on
As always Naruto/ DB fans makes the most stupid “memes” and “life choices”…
turd_ferguson65 on
Goku would have zero idea how to train humans like us lol, I’m taking Tsunade for sure
HifiYokai on
Easiest red pill of my life
Impressive_Edge_4575 on
If i worked out with Goku i will die … I’m going with tsunade
Sir_D12 on
Goku he can teach me how to use ki and if I show potential he’ll ask shenron to change my race into a Saiyan
SentenceCareful3246 on
Lifetime nights with Tsunade. Like, it’s not even a contest.
PriceVsOMGBEARS on
Tsunade is old and goku can cram years of training in the hyperbolic time chamber. In terms of pure value gotta go goku
Envy_The_King on
Nights with Tsunade. Great healing perks, and I can pick up some of her jutsu
KillCall on
The real choice should be body like goku for whole life without any workout or diet.
Or snu snu with tsunade every night.
SunderingTwilight on
If I can get stronger like him without dying, not only tsunade but all girls I can choose
Stonks :insertgigachad:
Educational-Loan-613 on
Lifetime nights with Tsunade. You mean every night, if so yes, if not still yes…
TradePsychological40 on
Red. Spending time with that woman is a workout.
Fit-Capital1526 on
So cucking Jiriya or Become Krillin…
Well I probably also get to pull like Krillin so go for B
DickGobbles on
Y’all are weak. I’m picking training with goku. He has trained his children to be capable foghters so he could atleast make me around an mma fighters strength. Just look at krillin bro is actually fucking strong.
hoenheimen10 on
Why tf would you wanna train lol , train for what ??
Soviet-_-Neko on
Neither.
finding_new_interest on
Super Saiyan Tsunade🗿
Shenic on
Why are some of you guys assuming nights with Tsunade means sex every night? Nights with Tsunade means drinking a fuckton of sake and getting your ribcage turned to dust if you even imply wanting to try any funny business. And no, you can’t seduce her, she still thinks about Dan.
I’ll go with Goku, I trust him not to go hard on me and I learn some fancy ki stuff.
THE_LSSJ_BROLY on
difficult? nah, TRAIN ME KAKAROT!
Cunt_Eastwood_9 on
I die in both situations.
Duke_Frederick on
Perks of picking Tsunade: Lifetime free health care + ninjitsu training which should be realistically achievable.
VTakara on
Easiest Red pill
Dydono_ on
Krillin took this deal and ended up with 18
18 > Tsunade
Ziodyne967 on
Blue. Workout to better myself, red will come after.
UltraHit5 on
Knowing how hard the workouts can be, I’ll go with the red pill
Pipestus on
*Takes both*
Lifetimes nights with Goku.
DDDystopia666 on
Tsunade could teach you something things anyway. Easy choice, I reckon.
Wachitanga on
Tsunade would gamble all my fucking money when I’m sleeping. Which is not much but it would still be terrible for me.
And Goku is a jobless bastard that only made something other than fight with hobos because his wife forced him to. Also his body is monstruosly good for training so my puny human body would not hold up.
Rachiey on
can i have neither
Dawatewat on
Deffo Goku, I get called a monkey all the time. Maybe me and my family are secretly Saiuans
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goku would get me fit so…
But nights with Tsunade can count as workouts…
Given how intense Goku trains and how utterly shagged by body is, a “lifetime” would be 1 session for me. I’m picking the Snu Snu
Bold of you to think Tsunade can’t give me workout too.
Blue pill
Red. Next question.
Thats a instant red pill man
As always Naruto/ DB fans makes the most stupid “memes” and “life choices”…
Goku would have zero idea how to train humans like us lol, I’m taking Tsunade for sure
Easiest red pill of my life
If i worked out with Goku i will die … I’m going with tsunade
Goku he can teach me how to use ki and if I show potential he’ll ask shenron to change my race into a Saiyan
Lifetime nights with Tsunade. Like, it’s not even a contest.
Tsunade is old and goku can cram years of training in the hyperbolic time chamber. In terms of pure value gotta go goku
Nights with Tsunade. Great healing perks, and I can pick up some of her jutsu
The real choice should be body like goku for whole life without any workout or diet.
Or snu snu with tsunade every night.
If I can get stronger like him without dying, not only tsunade but all girls I can choose
Stonks :insertgigachad:
Lifetime nights with Tsunade. You mean every night, if so yes, if not still yes…
Red. Spending time with that woman is a workout.
So cucking Jiriya or Become Krillin…
Well I probably also get to pull like Krillin so go for B
Y’all are weak. I’m picking training with goku. He has trained his children to be capable foghters so he could atleast make me around an mma fighters strength. Just look at krillin bro is actually fucking strong.
Why tf would you wanna train lol , train for what ??
Neither.
Super Saiyan Tsunade🗿
Why are some of you guys assuming nights with Tsunade means sex every night? Nights with Tsunade means drinking a fuckton of sake and getting your ribcage turned to dust if you even imply wanting to try any funny business. And no, you can’t seduce her, she still thinks about Dan.
I’ll go with Goku, I trust him not to go hard on me and I learn some fancy ki stuff.
difficult? nah, TRAIN ME KAKAROT!
I die in both situations.
Perks of picking Tsunade: Lifetime free health care + ninjitsu training which should be realistically achievable.
Easiest Red pill
Krillin took this deal and ended up with 18
18 > Tsunade
Blue. Workout to better myself, red will come after.
Knowing how hard the workouts can be, I’ll go with the red pill
*Takes both*
Lifetimes nights with Goku.
Tsunade could teach you something things anyway. Easy choice, I reckon.
Tsunade would gamble all my fucking money when I’m sleeping. Which is not much but it would still be terrible for me.
And Goku is a jobless bastard that only made something other than fight with hobos because his wife forced him to. Also his body is monstruosly good for training so my puny human body would not hold up.
can i have neither
Deffo Goku, I get called a monkey all the time. Maybe me and my family are secretly Saiuans